O’ you from a faraway land,
our nation is within reach.
Our island is majestic & grand,
and have many-a-beach.
You may stay in a resort,
or even a bungalow.
You’ll come sailing into our port,
and you’ll be happy everywhere you go.
The best time to come to our fair isle,
is May through September.
You might just stay a while,
or you may hang around forever.
Just be sure to pay your tax money,
so our President you don’t miff.
And if you think that’s funny,
we’ll throw you off a cliff.